Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 21, 2014
July 18, 2014
July 25, 2014
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! best entertainment - genetically modified corn races, frederick county. depend aarp geritol polident winnebago worst handicraft - corporate sponsored quiltmaking, anne arundel county. worst entertainment - squinto the wan-dering astigmatic stiltwalker & his flaming yo-yos, montgomery county. most overflowing trashcan into which you can still wedge just one more paper cup - fauquier county. kid 1: put it in gear! kid 2: huh? worst competion - junior division tractor push, prince george's county. he's on his break he's got a temper prod the carny 3 prods $1 - worst midway game of skill - prod the carny, arlington county.
tmt over 10 years ago
Good thing the guy prodding the carny’s got a long stick.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Richard must have been horribly damaged by a county fair as a young boy to wind up telling such truth!
pumaman over 10 years ago
Wait, who do you give the $1 to?
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
That’s about the truth, what a wasted $5.00 bucks.
barbfrost over 10 years ago
I’ve seen some of these things at the Kansas State Fair.
Malcolm Hall over 10 years ago
I think I see Dill in that tractor push.
JP Steve Premium Member over 10 years ago
cup… Mr. Trivia strikes again!
Charley Dye over 10 years ago
Jewels on paper