Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 30, 2015
April 29, 2015
May 01, 2015
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! pitofun least enjoyable midway ride - mister gravelpants' pit o' fun, loudoun county. scariest baked good - old aunt beulah's "suffocation by marzipan" cake, frederick county. biggest wheel of cheddar - mount lacto, montgomery county. performer to avoid - maurizio the magic sphinctriloquist, charles county. union of disgruntled former employ bitter? here's what next gun cleaning at balloons $5 $10 guess your i.q. ? worst midway game - guess your i.q., arlington county.
alviebird over 9 years ago
Aaww… left out Prince George’s County.
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
could perform Yankee doodle do doo…
emjaycee over 9 years ago
Joseph Pujol, aka Le Petomane ("The Fartiste). One of the most famous Flatulists in history.
Governor William J. Le Petomane is also a character in “Blazing Saddles”.
Coincidence?
Not at all.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
A county fair in greater D.C. is like an innocent young sweet thing in a den of drug-crazed Dirty Old Men….
Goblinopolis over 9 years ago
We call it “saga farting.”