Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 06, 2016
December 05, 2016
December 07, 2016
Transcript:
what's new at the beach? unabridged popular fiction flybys - twice daily! the nosebleed by stephen king - chapt world famous ocean city saltwater coffee and taffy is off the menu no more tacky t-shirts! sandypants sam's p.c. tees corndogs! unchanged since 2000 b.c.! i'm a red hot mama and i vote i'm with this individual born to raise issues need help? try the upgraded rescue system! go to www.oc/aid/assist/floundering/succor.org or, we can just stay inside and wait for the damn sunburn to subside. woman: gin! man: not so loud-you're hurting my scalp. the sea slug
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Darn. I thought the lady at bottom right was suggesting a beverage choice.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Hurting his scalp? Reminds me of a fall by Luann who talked about her hair bleeding…
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
I can see that there is at least one beach to which I would never go….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Just check to make sure the bacteria levels aren’t in the hot zone first.