Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 06, 2017
November 03, 2017
November 07, 2017
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! see alive the giant homunculus over six feet tall! worst sideshow - prince william co. fair. most desiccated pie - arlington co. fair. tiny irritable sweater dogs worst animal barn - montgomery co. fair. extreme whack-a-mole worst game of skill - anne arundel co.fair hummel figurines in brine most inexplicable canned good - howard co. fair tony williams's handwriting analysis the future revealed! man: sign here and here and here. worst booth - d.c. county fair.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 7 years ago
“Giant Homunculus” is right since they are really little like manikins are only alive. One of the items a learning alchemist must accomplish to reach the final level.
Teto85 Premium Member about 7 years ago
Sweater dogs? Nope. I’d rather see sweater puppies.
Sisyphos about 7 years ago
Arrrgh! Do we have to go to the County Fair, Mommy?