Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 10, 2018
May 09, 2018
May 11, 2018
Transcript:
by richard thompson jet taxi black box terminal insert tower here pancho barnes sofabeds to go checks cashed airplane parts outlet the ballast store raw dough care decorative succulent a midwesterner colicky infant member of congress, supreme court justice or other v.i.p. colicky pilot hat i can't see a thing hey! me neither get me a box or something i can see my house from here build your own new national airport! glue page to sturdy cardboard & color to taste. cut out pieces & assemble. arrange completed terminal in a realistic tableau & photograph. the most convincing photo submitted to this paper will be the object of careful scrutiny & much comment. member of congress, supreme court justice & other v.i.p. parking only his parking space
PoodleGroomer over 6 years ago
I hope this was submitted and accepted for the new Kansas City airport. (there’s nothing wrong with the current one. Some contractors and city officials ran out of Ritalin and decided to tear something big down.)
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
As a Midwesterner (who spent some time in D.C.), I must object to the the generic Midwesterner in the baseball cap! Otherwise, this would make a fine, if small, supplemental field for greater D.C. Probably no big superjets (747, Airbus A380, etc.)….