Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 24, 2018

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richard's poor almanac restaurant closings by richard thompson these establishments were closed for health code violations- holy foods ethical eatery & market holy foods ethical eatery & market - sushi found to contain nonsustainable chilean sea bass. sudsy drive thru beer 'n' wash keg sale sudsy drive-thru beer 'n' wash - car came out all sticky and the beer tasted like soap. p.j. piehole's p.j. piehole's - all of the knick knacks, gewgaws & tchotchkes on the walls were found to have been stolen from the smithsonian's silver hill facility baba yaga's chicken rotisserie baba yaga's chicken rotisserie on owl's legs - closed because it wouldn't stand still. retrofixin's a "diner" blue plate retrofixin's - heavy irony contamination found in food, especial-ly the tuna casserole. woman: no, i don't want coffee. go away. starbucks without borders - concept of wandering baristas found to be too damn annoying.