Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 09, 2018
October 08, 2018
October 10, 2018
Transcript:
richard's poor almanack ... by richard thompson harry potter & the end of civilization things fall apart after the seventh book comes out. kids start losing interest in all non-harry potter books. charlotte's web kid: the pig can't fly or do magic? blegh. so do adults. woman: "pride & prejudice" would be better if it had moaning myrtle in it. man: and how. writers feel their creative powers start to decline. writer 1: i can't think of anything worth writing about. rowling was the peak; we are bul a long down-hill slide into mediocrity & decadence. writer 2: besides, she utter-ly depleted the world's supply of adverbs. soon, civilization is gribbed by a narrative malaise, a word-weariness. language itself begins to fade. writer 1: guh. um huh? fimi yo wiwi. writer 2: muh? so when the big asteroid hits, no-body knows what to call it. guy 1: mung! ub! ub! buh-boom! guy 2: whu?
PoodleGroomer almost 6 years ago
This is the world of the literature majors that failed the high school STEM students for spelling errors in their Finnegan’s Wake and Iliad comparison essay.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Actually JKR is the world’s first billionaire author. Who at one time was a single mum on the dole (welfare)
DCBakerEsq almost 6 years ago
Friggin’ Muggles.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
Muggle is someone born with a tail in our world.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
And so it all ends, not with a bang but a mumble!