Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 09, 2019
November 08, 2019
November 10, 2019
Transcript:
annual handy candy halloween treat giving guide pikachu: i'm a pokemon! how trite! he gets a circus peanut. kid: i'm a harry potter knock-off! gary blotter that's more like it! give him some genetically-engineered candycorn. girl: i'm a big goiter! give her some quinine. ghost 1: i'm a ghost! unimaginative and hazardous. give him one pez, tops. ghost 2: i'm an at-risk child of divorce, poor child-care & slack school standards whose self-destruc-tive impulses lead me to dangerous costume choices. scary! give him some ritalin.
well-i-never about 5 years ago
Any kids reading this comic – don’t make poor choices. It goes on your permanent record.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Well that is a first for me: a goiter costume? How… Er… Imaginative…
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
I’d have to stock up on those gifts to follow this advice. Don’t normally keep any Ritalin on hand….