Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 15, 2019
December 14, 2019
December 16, 2019
Transcript:
december calender 6 the pushy showoffs down the street put up their annual display of too many lights. man: damn them. 10 news teams from channel 7 and channel 4 are inadvertently scheduled to sing carols at the same mall at the same time. ugly brawl erupts. film at 11. 14 the national association of disgruntled former employess presents their xmas handbell concert. 17 eggnog revulsion clinic. please bring a recipe to share! oop: eggnog & vodka with maple syrup. eww. sick. 20 a nutcracker hanukkah carol tim: hey golem, the mouse king stole my dreidl. golem: i'll get your dreidl back, tiny tim! 23 gift panic workshop with carol ubley. carol: freebie magnetized real estate agent calendars make thoughtful last-minute panic gifts! just glue your photo over theirs!
J Quest almost 5 years ago
Dec. 10th sounds like a scene from Anchorman.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
I never drink eggnog without a splash of mead and a dash of horseradish.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Is there such thing as a bad eggnog recipe?
RichardLee2 almost 5 years ago
“Film at 11 … on Channel 3.” Or was it “9”? It’s been a while.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Full wall-to-wall coverage of All Things Christmas. Video at eleven!
(Please do not antagonize the Golem.)