Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 04, 2020
Transcript:
oh, the things you'll forget! when your head is too full and your brain's fact-impacted, then you wish for some way to become fact-redacted! try this, you must! it will sweep your head clean, the extroodle mcnoodle redacting machine! insert head now inside the guts of this useful device, are two little demons much smaller than mice. and each has a shovel whose scooper's minutial. with them they scoop out all the facts that aren't crucial. out with the unwanted details & learning: what letterman said, what bill gates is earning. which chemical's needed for terrorist bombs, old leftover punchlines from vapid sitcoms! guy: ow! agh! ooh! that's it! yeah! man: it all sounds so easy, i can't hardly wait, to be in a persistent vegetable state!
J Quest over 4 years ago
Eternal Seuss-shine of the Spotless Mind…
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Or just watch TV for hours on end…
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s not the useless memories that get extracted, it’s the useful ones that get sucked out along with them that cause the problems.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
They killed 2 years by teaching us pre-revolutionary war battles instead of explaining the meaning of lines on income tax forms. Somebody sat down and wrote it into a program and formed Intuit.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
I don’t need no stinkin’ demons to help me forget stuff. I can, and do, do that quite well on my own….