Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 01, 2020
January 31, 2020
February 02, 2020
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. gobsmacker english cuisine scrod & leeks aghy crimp boiled uggins gobsmacker - food preparation surfaces show evidence of con-tamination by english cuisine. mama medea's family restaurant mama medea's - several question-able items (macaroni & cheese & tacks) listed on children's menu. bump 'n' grind coffee house live nude dancing girls girls girls hot hot hot bump 'n' grind - numerous embar--rassing injuries caused by combination of hot beverages & lap dancing. le petomaine's lepetomaines friday is big blowout night! all bean chili lepetomaine's - closed for inadequate soundproofing, poor ventilation & broken chairs.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
Can you imagine working as a busboy at LePetomaine’s?
J Quest over 4 years ago
Now I’m in the mood for some boiled uggins…
gbars70 over 4 years ago
Orrr… hot dancing & lap.. never mind.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
English cuisine is what an English cuisine place is all about you silly Health bureaucrats—not that anyone would want to eat that stuff anyway….
Bump ‘n’ Grind is a clever name, but I prefer a less distracting environment for my coffee….
I will not comment on the fart art shop….