Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 01, 2020
March 31, 2020
April 02, 2020
Transcript:
here comes santa claus amid tight security, santa claus arrived today for his annual christmas-related visit. santa: ho ho ho. the press and public were kept at a distance as aides hustled the jolly old elf from one appearance to another. media: what about allegations that you've sold lists of who's been naughty or nice to multi-national corporations? can my kid have barbie's hair salon? are you real? santa: ho ho ho. spokeself tinky defrost read a prepared statement. oop: how do you spell "tinky"? is "harry potter" racist? tinky: i'd like to address concerns regarding santa's schedule this year...
gbars70 over 4 years ago
April Fool, Tinky will now explain the ruse; I’m not really me, I’m somebody else famous.
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ho ho ho.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
I’d hate to have Tinky’s job. Heck, I’d hate to have Tinky’s name!