Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 21, 2020
May 20, 2020
May 22, 2020
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. gobsmacker english cuisine scrod & leeks aghy crimp boiled uggins gobsmacker - food preparation surfaces show evidence of con-tamination by english cuisine. mama medea's family restaurant mama medea's - several question-able items ( macaroni & cheese & tacks) listed on children's menu. bump 'n' grind coffee house live nude dancing girls girls girls hot hot hot bump 'n' grind - numerous embar-assing injuries caused by combination of hot beverages & lap dancing. le petomaine's le petomaines friday is big blowout night! all bean chili le petomaine's - closed for inadequate soundproofing, poor ventilation & broken chairs.
well-i-never over 4 years ago
I’d like to walk down a street and see all of these in a row. What an attractive town that would be, especially with a P.J. Piehole’s across the street!
GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member over 4 years ago
The last one made me laugh so much. :)
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
These are priceless closings! Re-open!
gbars70 over 4 years ago
What, you can’t take a little coffee in your lap?
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
I rarely order food at strip clubs unless it’s chicken strips.
Joliet Jake over 4 years ago
Now where am I going to get my heaping plates of boiled uggins?