Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 16, 2021
April 15, 2021
April 17, 2021
Transcript:
annual handy candy halloween treat giving guide kid: i'm a pokemon! how trite! he gets a circus peanut. kid: i'm a harry potter knock-off! gary blotter that's more like it! give him some genetically-engineered candy corn. kid: i'm a big goiter! give her some quinine. kid: i'm a ghost! unimaginative and hazardous. give him one pez, tops. kid: i'm an at-risk child of divorce, poor child-care & slack school standards whose self-destruc-tive impulses lead me to dangerous costume choices. scary! give him some ritalin.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
I’m a pandemic shut-in who’s forgotten all his social skills.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Better yet, lock your door, turn the lights off, go to bed, avoid all the stress, and awaken refreshed in the morning….