Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 02, 2021
June 01, 2021
June 03, 2021
Transcript:
Santa will be available at secure locations for gift consultation with those children who clear our stringent screening process. We'll need a urine sample & a statement verifying your niceness signed by a parent or guardian. Santaland Please step between the magic candy canes. Santa's Workshop Ho ho ho. Defrost concluded by expressing confidence that Santa is on track to make this the merriest Christmas in recent memory. I have a question for Santa. It's really hard hitting. Santa is feeding his reindeer and is unavailable for comment. Thank you for your time. Many bystanders were reportedly overcome by feelings of joy & longing. I want that thing I saw on TV! Just bring me a movie tie-in. And nothing educational. You hear me? Others weren't so sure. Those damn elves towed my car!
Cpeckbourlioux over 3 years ago
Dill!!!!
well-i-never over 3 years ago
Go ahead. Fine Santa $15,000 for not participating – see what list that gets you on.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Santa is a slave to those big East Coast syndicates.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
You can’t be too cautious these days!
Elf Patrol.
Security!
gbars70 over 3 years ago
Wanted: Several accomplished workshop elves for hire. Those having NO prior government job experience need not apply.