Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 15, 2021
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Transcript:
spring vermin a brief guide rat: everyone would love me if my tail was fuzzy. rats as big as cats range- there's one under your chair description- large & rat-like those damn hoppy bugs that always jump right at you range- your basement. description- too horrifying to behold. little drop-kick sweater dogs range- the end of some old lady's leash. description- some of them wear little matching hats, too. (the dogs.) frogs with extra legs range- all-you-can-eat french restaurants. description- tastes just like mutated chicken. canadian romping sloths free-ranging. description- a nice change from the common inert sloth until a herd of them move through & flatten your azaleas.
Cpeckbourlioux about 3 years ago
Drop-kick sweater dogs. He’s been reading Uncle Shelby’s ABZ Book.
Mayor Snorkum about 3 years ago
I love the Canadian Romping Sloth. By the hair and the body language, I say it’s an Afghan hound under there.
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
Oh, no! Not the gaggle of Spring Mutant Vermin! It’s enough having to deal with Leopold (over at Scary Gary)….