Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 14, 2022
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Transcript:
the language of valentines i think you're ducky! cute little card "i love you. let's elope at recess." scented bath salts "i love you, but you have smell issues." expensive perfume "the scented bath salts are not working." a single perfect rose "i love you anal reten-tively." a single perfect chocolate "i love you, but i got hungry." lacy under-things "i'm thinking of tyra banks - no! you! i'm thinking of you." huggwub beargram & jellybeans "my ardor for you dwarfs that of romeo for juliet - o! fain would i linger in thy sweet arms but alas! for i've eaten all the jellybeans, too."
Cpeckbourlioux about 2 years ago
Tyra Banks, hmmm, not my cup of tea, sorry.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 2 years ago
Funny stuff still good too bad it is out of synch and won’t be in synch for maybe 5 years.
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Tooo many eating fetishes here. Not a good scene for Saint Valentine’s day……,