Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 28, 2022
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Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. la grenouille d'or. excessive atmosphere comparable to the mariana trench. patrons complaining of nosebleeds & "the bends." crazy lucy's bud crazy lucy's. putative biker bar actually frequented exclusively by wusses with vespas. ambulance reef 'n' beef 'n' surf 'n' turf. standing rib roast fell, injuring twelve. cap'n bill's crabhouse & dinner theater now playing the vagina monologues cap'n bill's crabhouse & dinner theater, production of "the vagina monologues" deemed inappropriate. wheeburger wheeburger. cootie contamination in ball pit. soylentia soylentia. soused sous-chef's sour sauces soil sausage souffle. six times real fast.
prince valiant Premium Member almost 2 years ago
When ever I look close at one of Richard Thompson’s cartoons I’m amazed that what at first looks like haphazard scribbles turn out to be detailed and defining. He was the master of cross-hatching.
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I liked the “wusses with Vespas” part.
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
“P. J. Piehole’s – Holes in the Pies…”
Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Genius.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
Soylentia: “sausage soufflé”: I guess we don’t want to know the ingredients?