Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 14, 2023
Transcript:
literary calendar monday 7 p.m. alicia sloe-lorris initials "the tiny book of twee bromides by the cash register." vapid books & such. 7 p.m. duane "li'l tom" hooper, t.s. eliot impersonator, reads "the waste land" with a pissy, supercilious look on his face then blows up when somebody asks him to sing selections from "cats." bogus bookshoppe. wednesday 7 p.m. former president bill clinton discusses "what is is! my life since the last book." back-slapping, hand-holding, panty-raid & hugfest to follow. barnes & noble at bypass plaza. 7 p.m. microsoft's bill gates reads from "my america, mine, mine, mine - a vision for the future" at books-a-billion. saturday 1 p.m. activist-perform-ance poet m'bolo stupak podgorny reads from "steal this book & heave it through a plate glass window." workshop to follow. pulpitation bookstore. 7 p.m. an infinite num-ber of chimpanzees discuss their multi-volume "treasury of western literature with no typos" at the museum of na-tural history. nit picking to follow.
Cpeckbourlioux about 1 year ago
I remember Craig Ferguson’s Clinton impression, hilarious!
nancyb creator about 1 year ago
I love the names. Alicia Sloe-Loris is my favorite.
Bubba_Boo Premium Member about 1 year ago
This comic is hilarious too!
Julie478 Premium Member about 1 year ago
I would have loved to see where Richard took this comic with today’s news and politics. He was taken far too soon. RIP.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
That Bill Gates is a dangerous person! Maybe M.S. Podgorny could be convinced to put him down?