Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 27, 2023
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November 29, 2023
Transcript:
24 christmas eve dad: kids, this year instead of cookies, we're leaving santa a big bowl of venison chili! kids: yay! 25 christmas day santa: mmm, what's in this stuff? 26 a nutcracker kwanzaa carol tim: hey johnny cochran, the mouse king stole my umoja. johnny: i'll get your umoja back, tiny tim! 27 sweater flashback trauma clinic. man: tiny angular reindeer - they're everywhere. woman: have some chili. 31 post-millennium apocalyptic cult expo. sign up for cult of your choice! in event of an apoc-alypse, this may be moved to the next millennium. larry's neato cult cargo pants cult big bang cult little whimper cult tasty snacks cult anime cult january 1 new year's day commence misdating checks. lady: whoops! oh, dear! not again! bad old me! ah,
maureenmck Premium Member about 1 year ago
That “tasty snacks” cult doesn’t sound too bad.
prince valiant Premium Member about 1 year ago
I’ve said it many times, Richard Thompson was an incredible artist.
Droptma Styx about 1 year ago
“What’s in this stuff … and where’s Blitzen?”
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Still funny.
stamps about 1 year ago
Wait a minute, what’s that shiny red thing in my chili?
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Tell me, Santa, how did like the venison chili (both when eating it and also several hours later)?
I am very careful about misdating checks (‘cause it’s happened in the past)….
beady.el about 1 year ago
Cargo Pants Cult LOL