Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 27, 2023
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November 29, 2023
Transcript:
24 christmas eve dad: kids, this year instead of cookies, we're leaving santa a big bowl of venison chili! kids: yay! 25 christmas day santa: mmm, what's in this stuff? 26 a nutcracker kwanzaa carol tim: hey johnny cochran, the mouse king stole my umoja. johnny: i'll get your umoja back, tiny tim! 27 sweater flashback trauma clinic. man: tiny angular reindeer - they're everywhere. woman: have some chili. 31 post-millennium apocalyptic cult expo. sign up for cult of your choice! in event of an apoc-alypse, this may be moved to the next millennium. larry's neato cult cargo pants cult big bang cult little whimper cult tasty snacks cult anime cult january 1 new year's day commence misdating checks. lady: whoops! oh, dear! not again! bad old me! ah,
maureenmck Premium Member 11 months ago
That “tasty snacks” cult doesn’t sound too bad.
prince valiant Premium Member 11 months ago
I’ve said it many times, Richard Thompson was an incredible artist.
Droptma Styx 11 months ago
“What’s in this stuff … and where’s Blitzen?”
Teto85 Premium Member 11 months ago
Still funny.
stamps 11 months ago
Wait a minute, what’s that shiny red thing in my chili?
Sisyphos 11 months ago
Tell me, Santa, how did like the venison chili (both when eating it and also several hours later)?
I am very careful about misdating checks (‘cause it’s happened in the past)….
beady.el 11 months ago
Cargo Pants Cult LOL