Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 05, 2024

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richard's poor almanac - by richard thompson st. patrick's day page o'fun help! the bartender's forgotten which beer's which! draw a line from each tap to the right glass. o'bleary's depleted uranium stout bogslurry extra-brutal stout miller lite stout o'cthulhu's squamous stout too easy? then try this one- spot the sham! one of these dancers is not like the others (hint - she's james joyce). who is it? whoops, we gave that one away. okay, try this- pubcrawl - can you find all seven things wrong with this picture? answers below- happy st. patrick's day the little paper napkin keeps sticking to the black-haired woman's beer glass, the man in the hat is a jerk, the singer has forgotten all the words to the unicorn song, the lavatories (not shown) are disgusting, there's a banshee under the bar, st. patrick's day isn't till friday. the bartender's soul lacks poetry.