Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 28, 2024
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richard's poor almanack by richard thompson make your own chord of evil! so you're watching one of your favorite negative campaign ads on tv when suddenly you hear it- tv: but his opponent- brwang doesn't like america! man: what an evil chord! man: i wish i knew how to make a chord of evil for my own use! now you can!! here's the chord of evil, developed by leading audiopsychologists for use in political attack ads, in easy-to-understand soundtrack form- xylophone solo by kim jong il. wile e. coyote hitting canyon floor. president saying "nuclear." bush: nu-cu-ler. ferret: geeeenk! colicky ferret with a megaphone. unidentified. possibly hanna montana hell screams of the damned. damned: eeeeeek! ouch! i'm not insured! karl rove clearing throat. karl: ahem. duration: 1.2 seconds woman: i made a chord of evil with items i found around my house! now i use it to crush my enemies! man 1: my chord of evil is an mp3 file that i at-tach to emails to people i can't stand! man 2: my chord of evil is my ringtone and now i'm scared to an-swer my cell phone!
fritzoid Premium Member 22 days ago
Hanna Montana is now Miley Cyrus,* and she still gets royalties from this.
*OK, OK, she always was…
FireAnt_Hater 22 days ago
GW Bush Jr on the right. Very good likeness….
stamps 22 days ago
Let us not forget to use a double bass bassoon. Preferably played by a baby baboon.
Julie478 Premium Member 22 days ago
I would have loved to see Richard’s take on politics in today’s landscape. RIP
jmcenanly 22 days ago
Today, it would be Kamala laughing, with the Joker theme from the 1966 Batman television series