Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 04, 2024
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richard's poor alma-nac. suggested summer reading by richard thompson woman: i'm enjoying the "giant jumbo pop-up book of leisure-time activities" very much, thank you. old man: i'll just be trying to decipher the instructions on this bottle of medicine, so don't you mind me. what in hell does "flummoxofin" treat, anyway? boy 1: inasmuch as there is no new "harry potter" this year, i'm going to concentrate my reading on cereal boxes exclusively. i find that there is much to learn from the feverish imaginings of copywriters with too much space to fill and hey there's no toy in this one! boy 2: i only read the comics page, still the last venue for qual-ity, work by dead white males. silas marmer man: i'll be working on my own novel, a sensitive coming-of age story to which i've added a dollop of sex, a dash of intrigue & a pinch of extreme gut-wringing in-your-face slapstick farce! the farrelly brothers are reportedly, very interested! vwit vwit vwit
prince valiant Premium Member about 15 hours ago
Unfortunately, Richard has joined that cadre of dead white males.
stamps about 13 hours ago
Flummoxin was used to treat addiction to conspiracy theories. Unfortunately it was withdrawn due to its ineffectiveness.
bmeaton Premium Member about 12 hours ago
Flummoxofin is specific for Devio-Spazmosis.
PoodleGroomer about 12 hours ago
They don’t list the edible lacquer used to keep the cereal from getting soggy.
Spiffy about 10 hours ago
Sounds like he already took the Flummoxofin.