Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 25, 2010
Transcript:
Chico de gallow, the Tex-Mex super villain, has been terrorizing a Mexican village, and has shot his sister, who confessed the plan to Rip. Cobra and Rip return to the scene of the crime, to find... Rip: She's gone! Gone! Like my money into your Swiss bank account! Cobra: There's no body, no blood. There's no murder, Columbo. You've been suckered, ya pigeon. I know, because I do it to you all the time. Rip: I guess I was blinded by the all the dangerous fun I was having. Cobra: I'm proud of you for admitting it.