Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 19, 2010
Transcript:
Using a phone hidden inside TNT's collar, Rip calls Mac Cactus, his fearless leader at G.U.N.S.! Rip: Mac, how long have you known my mom ran skull? Cactus: I'm sorry, pard, yer pappy and I thought it'd be best if we didn't tell yah. But when she got her claws into Cobra, I knew it was only a matter of time before you cottoned to the whole shoot. Rip: On the bright side, there're worse things than having an evil mom, right, Mac? Cactus: No, it's the dirtiest rustle of all, pard.