Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 18, 2010

Transcript:

Hunting down baddies, Rip and co. head over to a military base on Kaua'I! Soldier: Mr. Haywire, sir, there's a woman outside with info on the giant flame-throwing squid case. Rip: Name's Haywire. Can I help you? Morgan: My name's Morgan! I think my ex-husband Fishstick sunk that ship! TNT: Yeesh! I'd divorce a giant squid with flamethrowers for tentacles, too, honey. Rip: Zip it, krypto.