Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 16, 2010

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Police: Find that charismatic goon and put a hole in his chin! Man: Hey, I think I see somebody moving down by the parking lot! Police: That's impossible. Nobody could've gotten behind us that fast and - Ka blambam! Crash! Police: My dodge ram! Call the dealer and see if my power train warranty covers this!