Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 17, 2010
Transcript:
Police: He just drove my truck into the sheriff's office! Who is this guy?!? Rip: The name's Haywire! Tell your boss if he doesn't rebuild our ranch, I'll be the hungry hungry hippo, he'll be the marbles. Police: Whimper. Can't we all just settle down with the game of life?