Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 23, 2011
September 22, 2011
September 24, 2011
Transcript:
TNT: Was that Cobra on the phone you lost? Rip: Boy, was it! She's plenty angry that bliss was the one to find it! TNT: Did you ask her about River Jack? Rip: No, I'd like to find out how she's mixed up with this pirate myself. TNT: With Cobra it could be anything - Rip: She's conned me so many times - I can't tell the gooey, sticky lies from the sweet nougat of truth! TNT: How about this Bliss Benson? She seems like the type to give out doggy treats frequently. Rip: I'll admit she's the only woman who got my attention without pulling a gun first.
Veridian about 13 years ago
Methinks the Curvaceous Cobra Carson (After Cold Cocking that Babe-licious Benson Bimbo..) might remind the Ripster of Her somewhat Morally Left-0f- Center Righteousness with One of My Favourite Quotes from Cap’n Jack Sparrow… (Me?..I’m Dishonest. And you can always Trust a Dishonest Person to BE Dishonest. Honestly, It’s the Honest Ones you have to look out for…).HUGPOUNCEZZZ, HUZZAH!! and Hi Yo TinFoil Awaaaay! Have Fun Y’all! :-)
Lyons Group, Inc. about 13 years ago
Gee Rip, not a day doesn’t go by without you wanting to be killed.
punchydugan about 13 years ago
“I can’t tell the gooey sticky lies from the sweet nougat of truth.”The man is a national treasure.
Amazing Grace about 13 years ago
Outta the skillet and straight into the fire Rip.
Dragoncat about 13 years ago
Perhaps… But let’s not forget that Cobra has “the RJ advantage” in her favor. He already thinks of her as “Mom”, even when her fangs are showing.
Veridian about 13 years ago
@ Ghostkeeper R.J. (Rip Jr.) was an Orphan adopted by Rip and Co. after he helped them with a Christmas Caper awhile back. Biologically..No. In Every way that Really Counts?…Absolutely! Hope this Helps
Ottodesu about 13 years ago
“She seems to be the type to give out doggy treats frequently.”Reminds me that I will be seeing my Lady tomorrow.
DorianKTB about 13 years ago
Veridian, Team Bartilucci salutes your witty alliterations with HUGPOUNCEZZ! Dragoncat, I agree with you that Cobra has the “R.J. Factor” in her favor. Can’t they all just get along? :-)