Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 20, 2012
February 18, 2012
February 21, 2012
Transcript:
Cobra: Hello? Spooky voice on the phone? You told me to meet you here! Just what is this mumbo-jumbo about me and my sugar-fisted boy toy? Voice: Enter - and silence! Cobra: Why do I feel like I'm in the opening of "Superman 2"? Voice: You've seen it? Isn't it so much better than the first one? Cobra Carson! You have been found guilty by the global do-good alliance! Cobra: The what? Is that bad? Voice: Punishment is death by head-lopping! Cobra: Gee fellas, is there some kind of lengthy appeals process?
I dunno, Cobra’s a pretty tough babe; I think SHE’D be more likely to do the lopping!