Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 28, 2012
Transcript:
McLuvyah: I know pronounce you husband and wife! Rip: I'm not dead! Our wedding was bloodshed - free! I guess doc got all the skull brain - wash outta you, Mrs. Haywire! Cobra: Actually, the doc and I just made that "marriage death trap" thing up, just to get you to commit! Where are we going on our honeymoon, hubby? Rip: Gaaaah! This is worse than murder! McLuvyah: The things I do for money.
Veridian over 12 years ago
OOOOOOOKAYYYYYYY!? So, She Tricked him….Gotta say I’m …Disappointed….By this Revelation. NOT Surprised, just…Disappointed. Ciao Hooligans. :-[
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
The Great Adventure begins…
Bender_Sastre over 12 years ago
Ladies, if you have to trick him into committing, he’s not the guy you want.
CyoteBlack over 12 years ago
Get over it, Rip. It’s how the world works for men
Chas60 over 12 years ago
You see their right, revenge is served up cold!
Fly On The Wall over 12 years ago
Any man willing to committ to a woman named Cobra, has smelt the fumes to one too many distraction explosions…..and probably hit in the noggin once too many also!!!
3hourtour Premium Member over 12 years ago
..a smoochy happy ending and it ain’t even Friday…
ajr58 over 12 years ago
You chase a woman until she catches you!
PatyAnn over 12 years ago
So, how much did she pay you Doc?
mntim over 12 years ago
Like I said, “lyin’ cheatin’ scoundrel”.
StoicLion1973 over 12 years ago
Great, now what have RJ, Dutch and Mac been up to lately?
Fred Kuechenmeister over 12 years ago
what a vixen… as an honest couple they can finally get down to business… can’t wait to see PG crazy cobra when her hormones go nuts….
Uncle_Bad over 12 years ago
I admit I cringed at this, but then again if there hadn’t been a threat of danger it wouldn’t have been Rip, and if there wasn’t some back-stabbing it wouldn’t have been Cobra. So ‘molo tov’ to the scrappy couple. Rip now gets to sleep under the sheets.
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
But it’s a “tender trap,” right? :-)
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Where does Rip think he’s running off to? THEY’RE ON A BOAT!!!
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
ahhh the happy couple…..HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans!
Uncle_Bad over 12 years ago
Say Dan,Did you pick June 28th as their wedding day to commemorate some special event, like the anniversary of Mike Tyson biting Holyfield’s ears, or is it just random?