Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 04, 2012
September 03, 2012
September 05, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: Zeke, if you don't stop shooting at me in five seconds, I'm going to unleash Hades on you. P-yow! Zeke: Hades? Is that your dog or somewhat, English? You can't burgle my lass, lucky! I already have her butter churn all picked out! Rip: The name's Haywire, and I only eat margarine! Zeke: Forsooth! I thought you said I hadst till five! Rip: My fists always had trouble counting! Powy!
Veridian over 12 years ago
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mrbribery over 12 years ago
the name’s Haywire, Rip Haywire.
tonypezzano over 12 years ago
What sort of log cabin can cause bullets to bounce off?
Fly On The Wall over 12 years ago
Tonight I’m going to go burgle a lass
mntim over 12 years ago
That’s not a ricochet. It’s a splinter.
johnrussco over 12 years ago
NOW that’s our beloved Rip, I bet that Zeke will have a change of heart with the attitude adjustment Rip gives him. 2 years since Rip and Cobra did maintenance on their butter churn, I just wonder what’s up wit dat ?
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
LOL over “My fists always had trouble counting!” Such a swell action scene; like butter! :-) Welcome back to the work week, fellow Haywire Hooligans!
SkyFisher over 12 years ago
Rip always has great sound effects, too.POWY!
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Margarine?! Now I KNOW he only said that to be funny!
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
Forsooth and HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans!
thduggie over 12 years ago
@SkyFisher: More than that, the sound effects in this strip are anagrams of each other.
Herb Thiel Premium Member over 12 years ago
I really thought Rip had better sense than to eat margarine.