Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 25, 2013
February 23, 2013
February 26, 2013
Transcript:
Dutch: Rip, you look paler than a Maroon 5 concert! What's the matter? Rip: I just found out the love snake of my life - Dutch: Is what? Spill it, yah schoolgirl! Rip: She's mixed up with the (gulp!) Polynesian pirate empire! Dutch: The PPE are some nasty pirates, boy! Worse than the people who download music illegally! Does she owe them money, or what? Rip: No! She's the (sob!) queen! ka-pout! Dutch: Get a grip, boy! Don't make me comfort you.
Boy, Rip. you sure know how to pick ’em!