Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 10, 2013
Transcript:
Goon: We are prepared to kill the pirate queen for you, master. Master: Sweet - is this one as ugly as the others? Master wants a peep! Egad! She's no unsightly wench. She's, she's... Goon: Smokin' hot? Master: Why didn't you tell me she was so resplendent? To think, I nearly went out on a date with one of the villagers' granddaughters! Goon: The cutting of the throat has been - delayed! Goon: Nuts! Maybe we can find something to watch on Netflix.
Rod Gonzalez over 11 years ago
To all Ripscallions and Haywire-hooligans who posted on this strip yesterday . . .
KA-HUGE-POUNCZES ! ! !
Veridian over 11 years ago
So…. This Doughy Colonel Sanders wannabe suddenly has a hankerin’ for Thighs?!? Can’t say as I blame ‘im! HUGPOUNCESZZZZZ Y’all :-) Rod….Nice effort…still needs a little work though. Just Kidding!
Chithing Premium Member over 11 years ago
Maybe there’s a Pirates Of The Caribbean marathon.
Fly On The Wall over 11 years ago
I really think what this fat boy is thinking is SCCCHHHHWWWWAAAAAAANNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
“Maybe we can find something to watch on Netflix®”-Why can’t Endtown come with witty banter such as that?
Vermont Premium Member over 11 years ago
So this is what that rascal Cheney’s been up to.
DorianKTB over 11 years ago
Hi, Veridian and Company! Hmm, do I see a date in Cobra’s future? :-) Happy Mother’s Day coming up!
warjoski Premium Member over 11 years ago
There’s the HUGPOUNCEZZ. Now I know all is right with the world. Thanks by the way SkyFisher for the comment yesterday. I will do so from now on.
lecrenb over 11 years ago
HUGPOUNCESZZZZ!! back at you!I’m betting Col. Sanders is the keeper of the loot…
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
Makes you wish you had recorded “Elementary” when you had the chance, doesn’t it?
SkyFisher over 11 years ago
My opinion: Rip Haywire is the best comic on GoComics.HUGE POUNCEZZ to you, Dan Thompson.
francisrossi over 11 years ago
Tintin let himself go…
amatulic over 2 years ago
Um… wouldn’t that be “1 way mirror”? 2-way implies you can see through in both directions.