Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 12, 2013
July 11, 2013
July 13, 2013
Transcript:
Cobra: Rip, you know there's no going back from Cobra! Forget Breezy and do both of you a favor! Rip: As long as you're chasing pirate gold, my facebook status stays "it's complicated"! Ka-boot! Cobra: Ooooh! To heck with you! That girl's ruined everything! If I can't get Rip to change his mind about Breezy, I can get Breezy to hate Rip! Moo-hoo-uh-uh-uh-uhh! Rip: (Sigh.) That maniacal laughter reminds me of the first night we met!
That’s laughter? Sounds like a constipated cow.