Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 12, 2013
July 11, 2013
July 13, 2013
Transcript:
Cobra: Rip, you know there's no going back from Cobra! Forget Breezy and do both of you a favor! Rip: As long as you're chasing pirate gold, my facebook status stays "it's complicated"! Ka-boot! Cobra: Ooooh! To heck with you! That girl's ruined everything! If I can't get Rip to change his mind about Breezy, I can get Breezy to hate Rip! Moo-hoo-uh-uh-uh-uhh! Rip: (Sigh.) That maniacal laughter reminds me of the first night we met!
The Nihilist over 11 years ago
Time to send Breezy a couple dozen roses and some chocolates
Chithing Premium Member over 11 years ago
That’s laughter? Sounds like a constipated cow.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 11 years ago
KA-BOOT!
Fly On The Wall over 11 years ago
Rip should have given that Viper the KA-BOOT a long time ago…..looking forward to him and Breezy’s (the chopper pilot)adventures in the future!!!!
asklud over 11 years ago
Cobra vs. Breezy… I smell a cat fight coming!
John9 over 11 years ago
I thought that was Flo.
mntim over 11 years ago
I don’t care how it ends, as long as everyone is happy.Stop laughing.
PMark over 11 years ago
This is going to get fun.
Rauderi over 11 years ago
Is this where we find out that Breezy is actually the secret, crime-fighting luchador, La Mangosta. …Mongoose? Cobra? …Okay, that’s too far for a pun. :P
StoicLion1973 over 11 years ago
Rip literally kicked Cobra to the curb. Okay, I didn’t see a curb but I’m inferring one is there.
alleyoops Premium Member over 11 years ago
Cobra is actually under cover to trap the bad guys and can’t reveal her mission. She has to act like she is against Rip to make her cover look good. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Under cover with Cobra? Now that’s a pleasant thought.
warjoski Premium Member over 11 years ago
I know Breezy will use the powers of spunkiness to foil Cobra’s plot or some such…but until then…
Go Get Her Cobra!
BenderSastre over 11 years ago
This is why I keep personality lacking: I never have women fighting over me.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 11 years ago
That’s maniacal laughter? Sounds like a cow in heat.
nicolacuti over 11 years ago
Breezy-Yea! Cobra-Nay!
LordDogmore over 11 years ago
All I can say is “CHICK FIGHT!”I’ll bring the popcorn."
Fuddy Duddy over 11 years ago
“Laugh, Kookaburra! Laugh, Kookaburra!Gay your life must be”-KookaburraWritten By: Marion Sinclair
amatulic over 2 years ago
I think this is the first time that Rip has physically attacked Cobra with intent to cause pain.