Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 14, 2013
Transcript:
Man: Somebody just blew up our truck! He was like bigfoot, but with bombs and a bigger chin! That truck's warranty ran out last week! He'll pay for this! Uncle Spur: Look, a dog! Maybe he can gnaw off these ropes while those goons aren't looking! Here puppy-wuppy, little doggy woggy. TNT: Does this man have head trauma and need medical attention?
He will indeed, TNT…, right after he ka-faints from hearing a talking dog.