Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 12, 2014
May 11, 2014
May 13, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: We've arrived at blood curdlin' mountain. Now, to get down to business. Breezy: Rip, you told me there would be twinkies here. Rip, where are the twinkies? I can smell cream filling from 100 yards, and so far, all I'm picking up is mountain goat sweat! Rip Haywire: Breezy, I had to trick you! Something was put in the food supply that made people fat, dumb and prone to spontaneous combustion. We're here to find a cure, Big B. Breezy: Please, Rip, let's not make this situation worse with nicknames.
AlnicoV over 10 years ago
Except for the combusting part it sounds a lot like television.
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
No Big B. huh? How about Big Red? Or Breezy B. Fat? Or maybe I’ll just walk home from here…Hey Dan, was that double “and” on purpose? Just curious.
miqq1234 over 10 years ago
…..mountain goat sweat….luv it…very creative
mntim over 10 years ago
Eau de chevre de monte. Wherever fine parfums are sold.
ckham over 10 years ago
I’m guessing “running for the cure” is out of the question….
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Bertha… she looks like a Bertha…
SkyFisher over 10 years ago
Spontaneous combustion? I thought the “explosion” was implied to be more mechanical than chemical.(Oh this is a gross topic. Never mind.)
Veridian over 10 years ago
Reminds me of a Joke I read in GameInformer Magazine : She’s so Fat, when she Plays Mortal Combat Scorpion says “STAY OVER THERE!!”
DorianKTB over 10 years ago
Ironically, my favorite perfume, Thierry Muglers’s Angel, smells remarkably like Twinkies! Even my hubby loves it on me! :-D