Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 03, 2014
June 02, 2014
June 04, 2014
Transcript:
Breezy: Rip, first they tell me you're dead, and now you're traipsing around in a crazy hat and weird facial hair. What's going on? Man: See those cats? They're like a feline NSA. Their collars are wired to listen in on everyone in town. They're agents of the nefarious cat lady! Spur's foreman found out and got snuffed. And now they're after me! I had to fake my death and adopt an awesome disguise! Breezy: A sombrero and fake mustache... Rip Haywire: My name is Skip Mayflower, and I'm the most dangerous saddle salesman in town!
Kali39 over 10 years ago
Sure, Rip. No Habla Inglesias, right?
johnrussco over 10 years ago
Dan, you sure got some kind of imagination. Saddle salesman? Come on Rip you can do better than that. By the way I have a saddle for sale, and I’m not dangerous either.
johnrussco over 10 years ago
Breezy sure is all over her man (yesterday & today), and it looks like she has gotten over the seeing Cobra all over Rip. I know first hand that red headed women can have a temper and hold a grudge … if you know what I mean.
mntim over 10 years ago
Cat Lady. Not as sexy as Catwoman, but just as dangerous and twice as crazy.
CYGNUS X1 over 10 years ago
Time to send in Pooh Pooh Kitty! You know el gato muy grande! Los grandes felinos!
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
…and his lovely assistant, Windy.
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Cue Julie Newmar!
mabrndt Premium Member over 10 years ago
Well, I guess it’s better than Carlos Danger. :0