Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 27, 2014
Transcript:
Breezy: Rip, I found an abandoned camp. Let's look for some medical supplies. Rip Haywire: Or some booze. Your shoddy girly scout stretcher is killing me! Breezy: I'm sorry, did you say something about my awesome stretcher? Rip Haywire: T-top-notch design... really soothing on my terrible injuries!
dimndno over 10 years ago
I’d say Rip had that coming.
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
Wow, the strength she used to drag him up those stairs would encourage me to say nice, if untrue, things to her.
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Mind the speed bumps, and the very soft shoulder.
PMark over 10 years ago
My respect for Breezy increases by the minute. :)
StoicLion1973 over 10 years ago
Today’s strip is illustrates (get it) why I’m a Breezy fan! Cobra would have just left Rip at the crash site.
ajr58 over 10 years ago
actually it’s a travois, more than a stretcher
PMark over 10 years ago
I hate to say it, but Rip really had that coming. You don’t insult the person who is rendering you aid.
Oh, and ajr58 is right. It is a travois, not a stretcher.
tedsini over 10 years ago
“Travois” is french for “stretcher with one end dragging on the ground.”
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 10 years ago
Girly Scout?! LOL!
timmothyb over 10 years ago
He’s fishing for more Marion Ravenwoodtype nursing. The last time he complained about any injury was when he broke his back at two years old.