Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 04, 2015
February 03, 2015
February 05, 2015
Transcript:
Tahiti Jones: Are you enjoying yourself, Mrs? Cobra Carson: Miss... Miss Rattlesnake Leno. Narrator: Rip and Cobra are undercover at a posh party! Yowza! Tahiti Jones Funny... I knew you once as Cobra Carson! Kill her! Cobra Carson: Tahiti Jones!? Man: Die! Rip Haywire: Have some Champagne... on the house.
Chrisdiaz801 almost 10 years ago
Use another animal for your name, Cobra, like Lion or Wolf(Which also sounds sexy). If that fails to bounce off your tongue, use Lobo(‘Wolf’ in Spanish.)
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
“Kill Her” yeah right like that’s going to happen. Wonder why ole chicken liver Jones just didn’t take care of the matter at hand himself? … after all she is just a little girl in a long dress …
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Suave move there, Rip. Love your style.Hey Dan, was Cobra an alternate for Kill Bill? There were a lot of snakes in that, too.
Ken in Ohio almost 10 years ago
Love the Carson to Leno reference!
B LeCren almost 10 years ago
Dan, I’m sure you laid awake at night thinking up that one…
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
She used that alias once before, didn’t she? Oh, yes. I remember… That was when she and Mayflower Skip (Rip) were rescuing that Archie/Betty-like couple from goons who wanted to sell their baby.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Did Mr. Turban get served, or what?
DorianKTB almost 10 years ago
Glad I’m not the only one who remembers “the Viper!” :-D
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
A snake in the grass by any other name…
The Rolling Cat almost 10 years ago
Or ‘Python Paar’?