Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 13, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Sir, that suspiciously handsome waiter from tonight's soire has kidnapped your girlfriend! Tahiti Jones: Haywire! Rip Haywire: If you don't give me safe passage, the girl is gonna get it! Woman: I hope this trick works! Tahiti Jones: Drop your weapons, men! Don't hurt her, Haywire! She's the first steady girlfriend I've had in three years! Woman: He's coming with us, Rip! Rip Haywire: Oh great, and I suppose you didn't think about who has to carry this lump over the wall.
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I think he should let her do it. Throw the lump onto her shoulder, then give her a boost over the wall.
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
They say that there is someone for everyone, but I can certainly see why T.J. has been without a sweetheart for so long.
On another note I’ve always figured Dan to be a great artist but for some reason the past several days it seems to be exceptionally good. I am really enjoying this story as well…. thanks Mr. T. ………………………… sincerely, Pap
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Wow… Tahiti really fell for Kiwi, didn’t he?
NWdryad almost 10 years ago
I kinda feel sorry for Tahiti. Especially to be ka-clocked by someone he truly thought cared for him on the day before Valentine’s Day.
NWdryad almost 10 years ago
I was especially impressed by yesterday’s cartoon, the close-up of Cobra’s face in the last panel.
B LeCren almost 10 years ago
I guess a Ka-Clocking is what you get when you don’t give the lady your loot…
I’m sure Rip has some C4 in his back pocket to deal with a little inconvenience like a wall…
PMark almost 10 years ago
Hey Dan! Remember this strip?(11/26/2014)
That was 12 weeks ago. We’re nearing the end of the first trimester. Little Rip Junior should look something like this:
Time’s a’tickin away. I can’t wait to see Breezy’s baby bump!
:)