Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 17, 2015
Transcript:
TNT: I hate this cat idol worse than heathcliff hated the catillac cats! Yet, it calls to me... I wish the idol had never come to me. Frank: Is it time for second breakfast? TNT: I also wish this nutty bird never came to me either. Frank: This heat makes it impossible to make brazil nut smoothies.
cdward over 9 years ago
Lord of the Kitty?
Space_cat over 9 years ago
I didn’t know Heathcliff hated the Cadillac Cats! They shared a cartoon marquee and a half hour show for years.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
I can’t wait to see who plays Gollum, assuming we don’t slip sideways into a different movie first.
SkyFisher over 9 years ago
So, the cat idol’s name is “Precious”.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
If the cat was a cat it probably would like to make a breakfast out of the bird and that would solve TNT’s problem. I don’t like that loud mouthed bird either..I’m sure that Dan has big plans for the parrot, but I have no idea what!
rocketscientist over 9 years ago
Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.
SkyFisher over 9 years ago
Wait, Gollum gets killed?!NOOOOOoooooo!!!!!