Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 21, 2015
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April 22, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Breezy! Wake up! I just had the weirdest dream... I was Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz"... Then I was Han Solo and you were Leia. I think I was Indiana Jones and thenI was Indiana Jones and then strider... it was... OW! Was that to see if I was still dreaming? Breezy: No, it was for waking a pregnant woman.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ka-Pinch! That’ll learn him.Dan’s got me on the edge of my seat, which is not a good place to be because I’m not sure this seat’s attached very well.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Ya just can’t help but to love em to pieces. What’s as cute as a pregnant woman? I think the only thing that comes close is a Beagle puppy maybe.
SkyFisher over 9 years ago
I think I just figured out what “BIG changes” that Dan Our Man has said are coming!DIAPER changes!Now I’m wondering: will changing diapers, change Rip?How many babies are we talking about?And can you imagine Rip raising a little girl?(Now there’s a source of adventure and humor!)
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Suburbia’s second rule of physics…When sharing your bed with your pregnant wife, any nightmare, no matter how horrifying it was, can always wait until after breakfast.…The first rule involved cast-iron in a pregnant woman’s hand.
B LeCren over 9 years ago
I knew this was going to be more than just a dream!
ahonda over 9 years ago
Breezy just keeps on getting hotter.