Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 19, 2015
September 18, 2015
September 20, 2015
Transcript:
TNT: What's the matter?
R.J: Rip won't let me use one lousy machete in the jungle.
TNT: Well, you are just a kid, and a big old knife like that...
R.J: He kept pushing me to use his childhood flame-thrower.
If R.J. doesn’t want a “hand-me-down” flamethrower, he can buy his own brand-new flame thrower! http://throwflame.com/ Or if he doesn’t see anything he likes there, try http://xm42.com/.
ericbrower about 9 years ago
So happy that Rip keeps his priorities straight
mntim about 9 years ago
A flamethrower could be as dangerous to the user as it is to the intended target. I wonder how you would child-safe something like that.
Chithing Premium Member about 9 years ago
Awwww, a family heirloom.
oldwolf1951 about 9 years ago
Must be how the fire on “Over the Hedge got started”
oldwolf1951 about 9 years ago
Must be how the fire on “Over the Hedge got started”
mike scott about 9 years ago
CoBass about 9 years ago
If R.J. doesn’t want a “hand-me-down” flamethrower, he can buy his own brand-new flame thrower! http://throwflame.com/ Or if he doesn’t see anything he likes there, try http://xm42.com/.
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
Wait until he brings it to school for “Show and Tell”…
mntim about 9 years ago
I knew a kid who brought a grenade to Show and Tell. A deactivated grenade. It was 1965 or 1966. It was the coolest Show and Tell ever.