Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 09, 2015
October 08, 2015
October 10, 2015
Transcript:
Man 1: I am very displeased with you, Luke. You've put Rip Haywire on our trail. Man 2: Mr. Woeful, please! Man 1: And after I worked so hard to make the girl's death look like a harmless crime of passion... Man 2: Help me, Fiji! Tell him about the awesome Harvey Wallbanger's I made for our last movie night! Man 1: The trail, you boob, will end with you! Man 2: GAAAH! I'm glad you'll never get to taste my awesome wallbanger, GAAK! You jerk.
Why do Evil Henchmen even bother telling the Big Boss about their failures? Seems to me, the first time you fail, it’s time to RUN LIKE HELL!Sure, maybe the Big Boss will track you down and kill you anyway, but at least you’ll have bought yourself some time to go through your Bucket List.