Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 24, 2015
November 23, 2015
November 25, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: You must be the gorilla who is protecting MacKenzie. . Man: Martha, really! Rip Haywire: And you must be Mrs. Northrup, Mac's wicked...er...stepmother. Woman: Mr. Haywiah, I must apologize for my daughtah's rudeness. Rip Haywire: It's ok. We gorillas have thick skin. Woman 1: And an even thickah blue collah stench. Rip Haywire: Listen lady, any cologne that has cow horns as a logo and comes with a free comb is a-OK in my book!
I would have thought Rip wore Hoppe’s No. 9.