Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 23, 2016
February 22, 2016
February 24, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: The knife Cobra slipped me isn't cutting fast enough! I can't believe I'm going to die tied to a chair! My horoscope was right! I can't go out like this! I've got to cut faster than the salesman in those gins commercials! just gotta cut... Man, I really wish I'd shelled out for life alert right about now!
Chithing Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Looks pretty dire. I’m going to look the other way, so someone please tell me when it’s over.
imbaldeagle almost 9 years ago
NOT “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”BUT “My knife has fallen and I can’t pick it up”
Kali39 almost 9 years ago
Guess you gotta start bouncing, Breezy!.The chair! The chair! Geez, you guys got dirty minds!! :-)
Dragoncat almost 9 years ago
Hello? Penelope Pitstop? Can we borrow your Ant Hill Mob, please? We’ve got a job for them…
bbwoof almost 9 years ago
So, Cobra gave her a dull knife. That’s my Cobra…But now she has to come back and save her b/c it’d be no fun if Breezy kicked the bucket.
Sheila Hardie almost 9 years ago
Bye bye, Breezy!