Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 09, 2016
April 08, 2016
April 10, 2016
Transcript:
TNT: Breezy said her parent's house is this white duplex, the house on the left. She said to just go right in. Rip Haywire: Right. I've jumped out of airplanes without a parachute. I can meet her daddy! Hellloooo? Man: I didn't do it? Rip Haywire: SWEET DAVY MCDEADGUY! TNT: Quick, Rip, tell him a joke to break the ice.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 8 years ago
That doesn´t look like her dad – at least not the original one.
imbaldeagle over 8 years ago
Was that Breezy’s previous fiance?
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
Okay, stop me if you’ve heard this one. A guy walks in right after a murder…
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ka-AWKWARD!
B LeCren over 8 years ago
Colonel Mustard in the Foyer with the Gun…
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Bruno… NEVER say “Jehovah’s Witness” to anyone holding a gun. I know this, because I have been wanting to shoot them, too. They really need to keep better track of which houses to avoid.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Oh, yeah… These two are going to get along juuuuuust fine.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
OOOPS!!! Sorry, Rip… I meant the house on the other left!