Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 11, 2016
April 10, 2016
April 12, 2016
Transcript:
TNT: Rip, tackle that gunweilding goon! What are you waiting for? Rip Haywire: It's Breezy's Dad TNT! I need his approval to marry his daughter! What if he shot this guy in self-defense? What would Breezy say if I knocked her Dad into next week? Man: What if he shot this guy in self-defense? What would Breezy say if I knocked her Dad into next week? Man: Ohh... you louse, you shot my badmitton arm on purpose. Man 2: You're just lucky I missed you the fist eleven times! Rip Haywire: See? He's not a total rat. It's only a flesh wound.
Phatts over 8 years ago
what is that, an antique musket?seriously, not everybody knows this, but before they invented rifling for gun barrels and the aerodynamic shape we know and love for bullets, you could literally be 12 feet away from your target and have no idea what you’d hit. The musket balls would fly out, develop a spin (like a pitcher’s curve ball) and go every which way but straight.so that might explain how the guy could shoot 12 times and still miss
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
Just be thankful it wasn’t a baker’s dozen!
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Yeah, he’s not a total rat. Only a lousy shooter!